"I'll spank you until you can't sit down." This is the classic spanking threat,and it's very powerful. Alas, after years of spanking play I've come to a conclusion: short of breaking bones, this can't be done. If it could the folks at AEG would have found a way.

Last week I had the pleasure of shooting for AEG again after a long break. Actually, I wouldn't quite call it pleasure because I'm very out of practice. I suppose that you all will enjoy it, though. Why? Because I'm always big on reactions, but when it's been a while it's all even more dramatic.

Well, I've just arrived home from the Florida Moonshine party and it really was a blast. I don't get to see much of the beach in Colorado,so it was really exciting to be right on the water. There are several highlights of this party for me.

My bottom is sore today. Very sore in fact, and bruised. As soon as I got up I ran to look in the mirror and was amazed at what I saw. Now, every time I sit down I think about how it got that way. I've heard it said that a sore bottom is the best way to teach a lesson.

How many spankings have I received on camera? Hundreds. How many spankings have I received off camera? Hundreds. So you might be tempted to think that I could learn some things.